01What you hear
All your devices are about to break.
What holds up
A planet a hundred million kilometres away has no mechanism for touching your laptop. What does happen is that you notice breakdowns more once you are told to expect them, and every dead battery joins the story. Your phone dies at the same rate all year, you just stop logging the other weeks.
02What you hear
Never sign a contract during the retrograde.
What holds up
Postponing a signature because of a planet costs real money and real opportunities. The usable version of this advice is ordinary diligence, read the clauses you skipped, confirm the numbers, ask what happens if you want out. Do that in any month and the retrograde has nothing left to warn you about.
03What you hear
Your ex will come back.
What holds up
Sometimes an old name does surface, and the honest explanation is that reviews invite nostalgia, in you and in them. The symbolism points at unfinished conversations, not at destiny returning your property. If someone writes, the question is still whether you want them, and no transit answers that for you.
04What you hear
Cancel your travel plans.
What holds up
Airlines lose bags and reroute planes on a schedule of their own. Cancelling a trip you want costs you the trip and protects you from nothing. Print the booking, leave a buffer between connections, keep the documents where you can reach them, and go. That is travel advice for every month of the year.